Best love poetry:

Schindler.... it was beautiful

Whilst this was not said at EUGs I feel it must be mentioned

Best One Liner:

Chippy: "I've conquered touch"

That is all

Im really quite proud of us fi. not many people have awards named after them.. pretty sure we will have to do our best on the one night when your are AUGs to win it.

haha when did it get changed to the tammy/fi dummy spit award?! Love the nominations guys, keep them coming, and put up the love poetry!!

The Tammy/Fi Award for Biggest Dummy Spit
Cougar (Me) and Popeye fucken going off at a ref who missed a blatant no touch call leading to a try against us! me getting sent off and popeye just spraying the shit out of him

Brubble that's nothing. I spent an entire game tearing shreds off the sorta tall young ranga ref. He just kept taking it. Finally with about 5 to go he told me to stop talking back, i said "i'm gonna keep talking till you fucking penalise me". About two minutes later when he finally did penalise me he pointed the wrong way so i continued to give him crap and then col took me off.

Man some of those refs were fucken rubbish. One ref who looked like an older version of dale called a one on one strip. When questioned on the validity of his call he claimed there was no one else in the touch so it was a simple one on one. I almost passed out.

if i don't take out obscene nudity and most drunken performance i will be devastated.

don't make me repeat it at beafs

Biggest Dummy Spit

TMC for pulling a massive Scrubba and packing all his bags one night and saying he was going home.

The Tammy/Fi Award for Biggest Dummy Spit
Cougar (Me) and Popeye fucken going off at a ref who missed a blatant no touch call leading to a try against us! me getting sent off and popeye just spraying the shit out of him

Rookie of the Year (Male and Female)
Male: Mortar (Luke Annesley)
Female: Noddy (Naomi Nishiguchi)

Best Love Poetry
Noddy to Me and Me to Noddy

The Bunyip Award (for club spirit)
Hommus (Abid Mujala)

Wrong about Foz being the only Sherrif to leave court early... TMC as HEAD Sherrif left our court early on account of him pissing himself...

And Nel, I appreciate the nomination for on field stupidity because yes that is possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever done, but I believe the worst thing was that after I had run about 15m past the dead ball line and onto the next field, I turned around, ran back onto our field and put the ball down, hoping they'd still award me the try.

Def gotta back Cumbo to make a much bigger appearance this year at BEAFs